sviel:

freestep69:

theclocktowerguardian:

dorkmeetstumblr:

acanthachaos:

I find this so adorable :3💜

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. #thedream

For Amber

aidathisissoyou

im gonna reblog this even if there is a meme at the end of it it’s still hella cute and p accurate

Sounds like a good Daddy :)
Me : Daddy... I want special time.
Daddy : Tell me the rule about being sick and special time.
Me : Daddy says that sick little girls need rest, juice, movies, snuggles and medicine...
Daddy : And.
Me : And. Not Daddy pushing into his little girl's pussy, hitting her special spot over and over until she comes on his cock.
Daddy : If you weren't sick, you would be getting quite a spanking when I got home. That is not how it goes. That is naughty, naughty language. Not acceptable.
Me : Hmph.
Daddy : Babygirl. What do you say?
Me : I'm sorry, Daddy. I'm just cranky...
Daddy : Not an excuse. Now tell me how the rule actually goes.
Me : -____- ... Daddy says that sick little girls need rest, juice, movies, snuggles and medicine. And, not special time, also known as, torture.
Daddy : You tiny, tiny brat. I'm stopping at the store for you, then I'll be home.
Me : The tiny, tiny tyrant, empress of darkness and doom will be waiting, on the couch, with a stuffy nose.
Daddy : Can't wait. I love you. <3

killedmycatatemytailor:

askthederpvengers:

Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these… 

Tony tho. That is adorable.

herr-doktor-alterstadt:
Jayne meet D&#8217;Argo by DebiHam

via Sex and the Savvy GeekSex and the Savvy Geek

That awkward moment when you click on a tumblr post’s source called “BBC Lovers” and find that it has absolutely nothing to do with British television

feigenbaumsworld:

I just shot lemonade out of my nose. LOL

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

sweetly-southern:

sweetly-southern: 

There is no greater sight in this big ol’ world, then the sweet sight of the deep south. 

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

sweetly-southern:

sweetly-southern

There is no greater sight in this big ol’ world, then the sweet sight of the deep south. 

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

sweetly-southern:

sweetly-southern: 

There is no greater sight in this big ol’ world, then the sweet sight of the deep south. 

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

sweetly-southern:

sweetly-southern

There is no greater sight in this big ol’ world, then the sweet sight of the deep south. 

feigenbaumsworld:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

agelfeygelach:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

DOORS CANNOT STOP THIS CAT

Even more impressive when you realize they managed it while wearing a kitty cast.

This cat is UNSTOPPABLE O.O


Catting: You’re doing it right.

feigenbaumsworld:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

agelfeygelach:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

DOORS CANNOT STOP THIS CAT

Even more impressive when you realize they managed it while wearing a kitty cast.

This cat is UNSTOPPABLE O.O

Catting: You’re doing it right.

For Sale: Brand new boots. Two pairs. Size 10. Brown ones worn once, for only a few hours indoors. Black pair brand new in box. $32 per pair; or $64 for both. Please share! I wanted to return them but the site only gives store credit for returns.

transpotter:

if u accept well passing trans people but make fun of trans people who are either early on in their transition or just dont live up to your outrageous disgusting standards then ur gross and double gross as well