Blue October - Sway:

lovelyprincesskayla:

Hello Kitty Flogger

$50

Use the code princesskayla for 10% off any order!

I want this so badly!

What a great mother’s day idea! Contact me today to order or visit my site!

http://savvygeekscents.com

What a great mother’s day idea! Contact me today to order or visit my site!

http://savvygeekscents.com

sixpenceee:

A compilation of Edward Gorey and his rather gothic poems and illustrations. 

Check out his dark children alaphabet illustrations

sviel:

freestep69:

theclocktowerguardian:

dorkmeetstumblr:

acanthachaos:

I find this so adorable :3💜

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. #thedream

For Amber

aidathisissoyou

im gonna reblog this even if there is a meme at the end of it it’s still hella cute and p accurate

Sounds like a good Daddy :)
Me : Daddy... I want special time.
Daddy : Tell me the rule about being sick and special time.
Me : Daddy says that sick little girls need rest, juice, movies, snuggles and medicine...
Daddy : And.
Me : And. Not Daddy pushing into his little girl's pussy, hitting her special spot over and over until she comes on his cock.
Daddy : If you weren't sick, you would be getting quite a spanking when I got home. That is not how it goes. That is naughty, naughty language. Not acceptable.
Me : Hmph.
Daddy : Babygirl. What do you say?
Me : I'm sorry, Daddy. I'm just cranky...
Daddy : Not an excuse. Now tell me how the rule actually goes.
Me : -____- ... Daddy says that sick little girls need rest, juice, movies, snuggles and medicine. And, not special time, also known as, torture.
Daddy : You tiny, tiny brat. I'm stopping at the store for you, then I'll be home.
Me : The tiny, tiny tyrant, empress of darkness and doom will be waiting, on the couch, with a stuffy nose.
Daddy : Can't wait. I love you. <3

killedmycatatemytailor:

askthederpvengers:

Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these… 

Tony tho. That is adorable.

herr-doktor-alterstadt:
Jayne meet D&#8217;Argo by DebiHam

via Sex and the Savvy GeekSex and the Savvy Geek

That awkward moment when you click on a tumblr post’s source called “BBC Lovers” and find that it has absolutely nothing to do with British television

feigenbaumsworld:

I just shot lemonade out of my nose. LOL